56 things to do in a lift

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1. When there’s only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, “Hi Greg. How’s your day been?” Continue reading »

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宝贝陈芷萱,要回家了吧?

你就好了,那么多人疼你,跟着谁都行,偏偏我们就是那些疼你的人。现在要回马六甲了,以后不知道一个月可以见到你几次,好了,回去好好读书吧。我真的以为因为这是必要的,所以自己不会太在意,不会再像上次那样,坐在电脑前边看着你的照片,边擦眼泪。但原来不是,原来你这小瓜调皮捣蛋小大人的性格还真的能让全家人舍不得。你知道吗?每次当你妈咪来带你的时候,你总是箭步的飞向她,根本不理会我们的感受。而我们,每次都潇洒地以开玩笑口吻说你是忘恩负义的小瓜,其实心里还蛮不是滋味的。但你也真会见风转舵,在我们这里时就对我们说不想回妈咪家,在妈咪家时就说不想回来这里。总是那么惹人疼 :( Continue reading »

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